Wed Jan 11th: New Kids on the Block 2012

mic_iStock_000011150648XSmall.jpgIn this time honored tradition, GGBC gets to learn more about it's members through a very mysterious and secret ritual called "public speaking" Oops! I let the cat out of the bag! Don't tell anybody...This is no mere "Hello and how do you do," experience as many of you are aware that more than 50% of the public are more afraid of public speaking than death! Therefore, these death defying new prospects will brave a potentially hostile environment where wild creatures like the ever-present Hecklerus-Lazerus will lurk in the corners to pounce upon unprepared or worse, boring pledges. Successful candidates will offer insight into their life so far, while beguiling and entertaining the membership. Candidate acceptance will require approval by U.S. Marine, Ed Flowers. Don't let his name fool you, he's less of a daisy and more of a thicket, so tread boldly into that good morning. Only the brave and creative are awarded entry into this august society. Be prepared!

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Anthony Alfidi commented 2012-01-09 11:39:55 -0800 · Flag
Here’s to another round of jokes borrowed from Henny Youngman and Rodney Dangerfield.